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Hate me, Hit me, Hurt me, Destroy me, but NEVER say that you love me.


Love is a Name, SEX is a Game, forget the Name and play the Game!


I was sleepy very well, in my quitschi Bettgestell, in the middl of the Nacht, isses dann zusamm´gekracht!


The shortest word I know is I... the sweetest word I know is LOVE... and the person i miss is YOU...


Take a joint, my little friend...and your dreams will now never end!!


I can see it in your eyes that you love me. I can feel it in your kisses that you love me. But now you're dead and I never see or feel it again.


I speak English very well, bloß I kanns no net so schnell.


MOM: Didn't I tell you that if a guy touches your ASS, say DON'T. And if he touches your BOOBS say STOP! GIRL: But mum, he touched both so I said:DON'T STOP!!


If you stay i´ll give you roots if you go I´ll give you wings for micha how could an angel break my heart?


Love me, or let it be, but don´t play with me!


Love is a Name, Sex is a Game, forget the Name, play the Game!!


Love beginns with a smile, it continues with a kiss and it ends with tears!


I hate you, but I need you, because I love you!


Did you know they changed the alphabet? They put u and i together!


I still miss my ex, but my aim is improving!


For the world you are someone but for someone you are the world.


Three seconds to say I love you, three hours to explain it, and a lifetime to prove it.


Love is difficult to find, wonderful to have, easy to lost and hard to forget!


Give your smile to everyone, but give your love to only 1!


The roses are red who would lie on your bed let you look like an angel in heaven number seven


Love is easy to beginn, easy to end.But very hard to forget!!!!!


I hate you but I need you because I love you!


fuck the teacher,fuck the school,fuck is funny,fuck is cool


Mary puts her litle daughter fifteen minutes under water not to make her any trouble but to see the funny bubbles.


HOW CAN I SAY I LOVE YOU; WHEN I LOVE YOU MORE; THAN WORDS CAN SAY???


I LOVE YOU; I MISS YOU; AND WHEN I SEE YOU; I WILL KISS YOU


Love is that Feeling, that you feel, if you feel, that Love the loveliest Feeling is.